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Eli Raridon
/EE-lye RAIR-ih-don/
Definition
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Eli Raridon is an American football tight end for the New England Patriots of the NFL, previously starring for the Notre Dame Fighting Irish in college.
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A 6'7", 251-pound Iowa native born February 12, 2004, known for his towering frame, reliable hands, and bulldozer-like blocking that turns defenses into afterthoughts.
Examples
Eli Raridon leaped over two defenders like they were speed bumps on his way to the end zone.
With Eli Raridon sealing the edge, the running back danced untouched into the secondary.
Eli Raridon's one-handed grab had analysts wondering if he moonlighted as a circus acrobat.
Patriots fans are already dreaming of Eli Raridon red-zone dominance, where DBs go to retire early.