Jason Garrett
Definition
Jason Garrett is an American football coach and former player, most famous for serving as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys NFL team from 2010 to 2019.
Known for his meticulous preparation and conservative play-calling, Garrett earned the nickname 'Big Boy' during his playing days as a quarterback.
Post-coaching, he transitioned into a broadcasting role as an NFL analyst for networks like ESPN, offering insights with his signature calm demeanor.
Examples
Watching Jason Garrett coach was like seeing a quarterback call a safe screen pass in a Super Bowl—reliable, but everyone secretly wished for fireworks.
My fantasy football league banned Jason Garrett-style decisions after I punted on fourth-and-short and lost by three points.
Jason Garrett walked into the ESPN studio looking so polished, you half-expected him to diagram a play on the teleprompter.
Fans still whisper 'Jason Garrett' when their team plays not to lose, turning it into the ultimate shade for timid game plans.