James Comey Trump seashells dispute
Definition
A chaotic, multi-disciplinary noun phrase referring to the intersection of political discord between former FBI Director James Comey and former President Donald Trump, humorously conflated with a nonsensical scenario involving beachside mollusks.
A rhetorical construct used to describe the metaphorical 'finding of seashells' amidst the turbulent, high-stakes investigations and public feuding of the late 2010s U.S. political landscape.
Examples
Watching the James Comey Trump seashells dispute unfold felt like trying to find a peaceful crustacean in a category five hurricane.
The sheer elegance of the James Comey Trump seashells dispute is that it elevates bureaucratic bickering to the level of a seaside treasure hunt gone terribly wrong.
Some historians will study the grand strategy of the administration, but others will inevitably focus on the minor, salty debris left behind by the James Comey Trump seashells dispute.