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Ilia Topuria medical update
ˈiːliə toʊˈpʊriə ˈmɛdɪkəl ˈʌpdeɪt
Definition
1
A news-cycle term referring to the current health status and injury reports (specifically regarding a reported orbital bone injury) of professional UFC fighter Ilia Topuria following his recent bout.
2
A collective search query used by fans and media to track the recovery progress and potential surgery requirements of an elite athlete.
Examples
The internet is currently doing more detective work on the Ilia Topuria medical update than any actual surgeon in Washington.
I checked the Ilia Topuria medical update only to confirm that even professional fighters are just as fragile as my resolve to go to the gym on Mondays.
Searching for an Ilia Topuria medical update is the modern equivalent of hovering over a hospital radiator, hoping for a miracle.