Houston weather
Definition
The prevailing meteorological conditions in Houston, Texas, typically characterized by hot, humid subtropical summers, mild winters, frequent thunderstorms, high humidity, and vulnerability to hurricanes and tropical storms.
A phrase evoking the notoriously unpredictable and often oppressive climate of Houston, where 'sunny with a chance of spontaneous flooding' is a common forecast punchline.
Examples
I packed for Houston weather: sunscreen, umbrella, and a personal flotation device—just in case.
The Houston weather app lied again; it said partly cloudy, but delivered a full-on steam bath.
Surviving Houston weather means embracing the frizz and pretending your glasses aren't fogging up from sheer humidity.
Forget four seasons—Houston weather offers hot, hotter, hurricane, and 'why did I move here?'