Hibernian vs Celtic
Definition
A phrase referring to a football (soccer) match between Hibernian FC (commonly known as Hibs) and Celtic FC, two storied clubs in the Scottish Premiership, often evoking intense rivalry and Leith pride versus Glasgow dominance.
In broader slang, shorthand for any lopsided Scottish football encounter where Celtic's green machine typically parks the bus in the opposition's driveway.
Examples
The Hibernian vs Celtic clash turned into a comedy of errors, with more deflections than a politician dodging taxes.
Betting on Hibernian vs Celtic is like picking the underdog in a beauty contest judged by bagpipes—noble, but usually heartbreaking.
Fans relive Hibernian vs Celtic every pub night, arguing over that one time Hibs actually showed up to play.
Hibernian vs Celtic tickets are hotter than a vindaloo in Hell, but the post-match excuses are pure ice.