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Erling Haaland
/ˈæ̂ːlɪŋ ˈhòːlɑn/
Definition
1
A Norwegian professional footballer widely regarded as one of the most prolific and physically dominant strikers in modern world soccer.
2
A Manchester City forward known for his exceptional goal-scoring record, breakneck speed, and lethal finishing ability.
Examples
Erling Haaland is basically a software glitch in human form who has decided to make scoring goals his only personality trait.
Watching Haaland run toward a goal is like watching a Viking raider realize he left the oven on at home and is trying to get back before the house burns down.
Defenders usually look at Erling Haaland with the same mix of terror and resignation one has when seeing a thunderstorm approaching a picnic.