Greenard Eagles
Definition
A recent NFL trade reference to linebacker Jonathan Greenard being acquired by the Philadelphia Eagles from the Minnesota Vikings, complete with a hefty four-year, $100 million extension.
Slangy shorthand among football fans for the blockbuster deal that's got Eagles Nation dreaming of another Lombardi Trophy while Vikings supporters nurse their purple heartbreak.
Examples
The Greenard Eagles move just turned Philly's defense into a flock of unstoppable predators.
Vikings fans are still salty about the Greenard Eagles heist, muttering 'trade value' in their sleep.
With the Greenard Eagles signing locked in, Howie Roseman's wheeling and dealing deserves its own reality show.
Forget fairy tales; the Greenard Eagles saga is the plot twist every NFC contender needed this offseason.