Gonzaga basketball
Definition
The collegiate basketball programs at Gonzaga University in Spokane, Washington, particularly the men's team (Gonzaga Bulldogs), a perennial powerhouse in NCAA Division I, known for West Coast Conference dominance, deep March Madness runs, and producing NBA stars.
A cultural phenomenon in college hoops, synonymous with elite coaching under Mark Few, high-octane offense, and a loyal fanbase that packs the McCarthey Athletic Center.
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Every March, my friends and I debate whether Gonzaga basketball's next Cinderella run will finally end in a title or another heartbreaking Final Four exit.
In Spokane, skipping a Gonzaga basketball game is like ghosting your own family reunion – possible, but you'll regret it when the highlights go viral.
Gonzaga basketball just dropped 100 points again, reminding everyone that 'small school' is just code for 'efficient murderers' on the court.
Betting against Gonzaga basketball in the tournament is like picking the underdog in a rom-com – feels noble until they steal the show.