Finance yahoo
Definition
A shorthand or colloquial reference to Yahoo Finance, a prominent online platform offering real-time stock quotes, financial news, market analysis, portfolio tracking, and investment tools.
Informally, an excitable or reckless enthusiast in the world of finance, blending 'finance' with 'yahoo' (a boisterous or uncouth person from Jonathan Swift's Gulliver's Travels, or a modern exclamation of excitement).
Examples
I logged into finance yahoo this morning and watched my crypto dreams evaporate faster than ice in a microwave.
That finance yahoo at the bar swore Bitcoin would hit a million by lunch, but here we are eating ramen.
Instead of sleeping, she doom-scrolled finance yahoo, convincing herself day trading was her true calling.
Finance yahoo's hot take on meme stocks had everyone YOLOing their savings into the void.