FC Dallas vs D.C. United
Definition
A head-to-head soccer fixture in Major League Soccer (MLS) pitting FC Dallas—a club from Frisco, Texas, known for its high-energy play and Toyota Stadium vibes—against D.C. United, the historic Washington, D.C.-based team with a legacy of stars like Thierry Henry.
Informal shorthand for any competitive encounter, rivalry match, or broadcast event between these two MLS franchises, often sparking debates over who truly owns the midfield.
Examples
My fantasy team imploded during FC Dallas vs D.C. United—blame the goalkeeper's coffee break.
Betting on FC Dallas vs D.C. United is like picking between pineapple and anchovies on pizza: everyone's wrong.
She ghosted the group chat right before FC Dallas vs D.C. United spoilers dropped—priorities.
FC Dallas vs D.C. United turned into a 90-minute parking lot battle; even the ball wanted overtime.