Trump hospital
Definition
An informal or colloquial reference to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, the prestigious U.S. military hospital where President Donald Trump has undergone routine physicals, cognitive tests, MRIs, and past treatments, such as during his 2020 COVID-19 hospitalization.
Examples
After his 'perfect' MRI at the Trump hospital, he boasted it proved he's sharper than a tack – or at least sharper than his opponents' policies.
The docs at Trump hospital gave him a clean bill of health, confirming he's got the stamina of a much younger man – maybe from all that winning.
Heading back to Trump hospital for another checkup, where they always seem to find his health 'tremendous' amid whispers of slurred speeches.
Trump hospital visits are like his rallies: full of bold claims, dramatic entrances, and everyone wondering what's really going on behind the scenes.