The drake waddled into the pond party, stole all the bread, and left the hens fuming.

Drake's new album dropped so smoothly, even his exes hit replay—talk about emotional jujitsu.

In the old legend, the knight faced a fire-breathing drake, but won by offering it a spa day instead.

Spotting the flashy drake among the ducks was easy—he was the one flexing his iridescent neck like a runway model.