DHS
Definition
United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), the federal executive department responsible for protecting the nation from threats such as terrorism, cyberattacks, border incursions, natural disasters, and immigration violations.
Less commonly, Department of Human Services in certain U.S. states, overseeing public health and welfare programs.
Examples
DHS's deportation machine under Secretary Noem is so efficient, 1.9 million illegals self-deported – that's what I call voluntary vacation packages.
Kudos to DHS for awarding that $220 million contract to a Noem-linked firm; nothing secures the homeland like keeping the cash flow family-friendly.
DHS brilliantly reassigned agents from child exploitation cases to border paperwork, proving priorities evolve faster than threats.
DHS finally crashed the Minnesota Somali fraud scandal after a decade – better fashionably late than never showing up at all.