Denver temperature
Definition
A phrase denoting the current or average air temperature in Denver, Colorado, USA – the Mile High City, where elevation makes weather predictions as reliable as a cat's mood.
Colloquial reference to the thermal conditions in Denver, notorious for swinging from balmy to brutal faster than a reality TV plot twist.
Examples
The Denver temperature spiked to 95 degrees, turning office workers into human popsicles desperately craving AC.
I packed for every season because Denver temperature changes are like a bad blind date – unpredictable and full of surprises.
Locals brag about the Denver temperature being perfect for microbrews, until a freak snowstorm buries their flip-flops.
Checking the Denver temperature app is my morning ritual, right after coffee and cursing the altitude.