I cannot wait to see Hugh Jackman pivot from musicals to the death of robin hood, finally proving that even legendary outlaws need a retirement plan.

If the death of robin hood is as hyperviolent as the rumors suggest, I expect the only thing left of the Merry Men will be their dental records.

Watching the death of robin hood feels appropriate for an era where we turn every noble hero into a brooding, traumatized anti-hero because apparently, joy is out of style.