D.C. United vs Houston Dynamo
Definition
A professional soccer match between two Major League Soccer (MLS) clubs: D.C. United, based in Washington, D.C., and the Houston Dynamo, based in Houston, Texas.
Often used to describe a tactical confrontation where the historical prestige of the nation's capital club clashes with the orange-clad dynamism of a Texan squad.
Examples
Watching D.C. United vs Houston Dynamo is the perfect cure for insomnia, though occasionally interrupted by a goal that shocks everyone awake.
If you enjoy high-stakes grass-related theater where twenty-two people chase a ball while forgetting that scoring is actually the main objective, D.C. United vs Houston Dynamo is your Super Bowl.
D.C. United vs Houston Dynamo: the only match where the most intense competition of the night is often between the fans deciding whose mascot is more confusingly designed.