Watching the Cubs vs Pirates game is like deciding which flavor of emotional baggage you want to carry into the weekend.

Modern physics has yet to explain how a Cubs vs Pirates series manages to feature both world-class athleticism and the tactical coordination of a toddler's birthday party.

The Cubs vs Pirates rivalry is proof that baseball is the only sport where you can lose ten games in a row and still feel entitled to a mid-game snack.

If your hobby is testing the limits of your own patience, I highly recommend keeping up with the Cubs vs Pirates scoreboard.