Colton Cowser
Definition
An American professional baseball outfielder who plays for the Baltimore Orioles in Major League Baseball (MLB).
A left-handed hitting athlete known for his power-hitting role in the outfield and his progression through the Orioles' farm system to the major leagues.
Examples
Watching Colton Cowser track down a deep fly ball makes me wonder if he has a secret radar chip planted in his glove by the Orioles' analytics department.
If Colton Cowser keeps turning singles into doubles with such casual ease, he might eventually be the only reason the Orioles' outfield grass doesn't just grow over from boredom.
They say Colton Cowser was the Triple-A MVP, which is basically the baseball equivalent of being the valedictorian of the hardest academy before getting thrown into the real-world shark tank of the MLB.