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Coffee News
/ˈkɒfi nuːz/
Definition
1
A popular, free weekly publication typically found in cafes and restaurants, containing lighthearted community news, trivia, jokes, and local advertisements.
2
The act of catching up on local gossip or trivial reading material while sipping a caffeinated beverage in a public setting.
Examples
I spent forty minutes reading the Coffee News just to find out who won the local bowling tournament and why Mrs. Higgins is selling her lawn mower.
My intellectual stimulation for the morning consisted entirely of the horoscopes and 'find the difference' puzzle in the Coffee News.
Coffee News is the only journalistic source I trust to tell me exactly how many pet grooming services are available within a three-mile radius.