Linda McMahon
Definition
Linda McMahon is the 13th United States Secretary of Education, sworn in on March 3, 2025, under President Donald Trump.
An American businesswoman who co-founded and served as CEO of World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE).
Former Administrator of the Small Business Administration (SBA) from 2017 to 2019 during Trump's first term.
Known for advocating school choice, reducing federal involvement in education, and protecting women's sports.
Examples
Linda McMahon is body-slamming the bloated federal bureaucracy, making the Department of Education slimmer than a WWE jobber.
With Linda McMahon in charge, education policy got the royal rumble treatment, tossing out DEI programs left and right.
Secretary McMahon celebrated the golden age of education by promising to shrink her own department faster than a wrestler's comeback tour.
Linda McMahon pinned down critics by returning power to the states, proving wrestling promoters make the best education reformers.