Clark Gilbert's swift ascent to the Quorum of the Twelve has CES staff breathing a sigh of relief, now that their memos are divinely endorsed.

Under Clark Gilbert's enlightened guidance, BYU students mastered the art of faith-affirming essays faster than you can say 'ideological fortress.'

Clark Gilbert, the apostle who turned education critiques into apostolic armor, proving that controversy is just pre-ordination publicity.

With Clark Gilbert now in the apostleship, expect church schools to achieve peak spiritual harmony – or at least fewer awkward faculty meetings.