Carvana
Definition
An American e-commerce company specializing in the online buying, selling, and financing of used cars, headquartered in Tempe, Arizona.
A brand known for its innovative 'car vending machines' – massive automated towers that dispense vehicles like oversized candy from a dispenser.
Examples
After one too many shady dealership visits, I switched to Carvana and got a certified pre-owned coupe delivered right to my driveway.
My buddy bragged about scoring a low-mileage sedan from Carvana's vending machine, claiming it felt like winning the automotive lottery.
Carvana turned my car upgrade into a seamless spin-the-wheel experience, minus the creepy carnival music.
She traded her gas-guzzler on Carvana faster than you can say 'instant offer,' proving laziness can be profitable.