calcium supplements
Definition
Dietary additives taken to increase calcium intake, typically when dietary sources are insufficient, aimed at supporting bone density and skeletal health.
Bite-sized insurance policies for your skeleton, often available in chewable or gummy forms that make you feel like a toddler while simultaneously fighting off osteoporosis.
Examples
My doctor suggested calcium supplements, but given my current dietary habits, I suspect my bones are more interested in the calcium found in late-night pizza crusts.
Taking calcium supplements is a mature hobby, right up there with complaining about the weather and realizing that stairs are now your primary mortal enemy.
Some people collect vintage records or stamps, but I prefer collecting various calcium supplements to ensure my skeleton doesn't decide to retire early.