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burger near me
/ˈbɜːrɡər nɪər miː/
Definition
1
A location-based search query used by ravenous individuals, typically typed into map applications or search engines to identify the closest establishment selling ground beef patties served in buns.
2
A modern nomadic war cry signaling an immediate physiological need for calories, pickles, and questionable dietary choices.
Examples
I typed 'burger near me' into my phone with the urgency of a person who has forgotten what a balanced meal tastes like.
Typing 'burger near me' is the modern equivalent of a caveman sniffing the air to track down the nearest woolly mammoth.
My relationship status is currently 'burger near me' because I have no patience for fine dining or romantic dates.