Bill Belichick
Definition
Bill Belichick is an American professional football coach, widely regarded as one of the greatest in NFL history, with eight Super Bowl titles to his name.
Former head coach of the New England Patriots (2000-2023), where he orchestrated six championships alongside quarterback Tom Brady.
As of 2025, head coach of the University of North Carolina Tar Heels football team, navigating a challenging college transition.
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Bill Belichick's UNC debut felt like swapping a dynasty for a demolition derby.
Fans whispered that Bill Belichick's hoodie hid a crystal ball, but Carolina's 4-8 record suggests it's just lint.
Bill Belichick redefined patience at UNC, turning 'process' into code for politely extended mediocrity.
When Bill Belichick calls plays in Chapel Hill now, it's less SpyGate and more 'why not' gate.