Bert Kreischer
Definition
Bert Kreischer is an American stand-up comedian, podcaster, actor, and television host known for his high-energy performances and outrageous storytelling.
Famously dubbed 'The Machine' after a college escapade involving the Russian mafia, tattoos, and a trainload of vodka, Bert Kreischer embodies the spirit of unbridled partying.
Examples
After one too many Porosos Vodka shots, my buddy channeled Bert Kreischer and declared himself 'The Machine' mid-karaoke.
Bert Kreischer's 'Lucky' special on Netflix had me laughing so hard I nearly pulled a muscle doing the shirtless shuffle.
Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's 2 Bears 1 Cave podcast is basically two grown men giggling like kids in a candy store full of dad jokes.
Trying to keep up with Bert Kreischer at a party is like signing up for a marathon wearing flip-flops and a bearskin rug.