Bears game
Definition
A professional American football game featuring the Chicago Bears, an NFL team from Chicago known for their hard-nosed defense, historic Super Bowl wins, and a fanbase that endures more heartbreak than a bad Tinder date.
Informally, any competitive event or spectacle involving bears (the animal kind), though this is rarer than a vegan at a steakhouse—think zoo antics or wildlife documentaries gone wild.
Examples
Honey, cancel my plans—tonight's Bears game is a playoff thriller that'll have Soldier Field shaking like a bear with hiccups.
I wore my lucky Bears jersey to the game, but they still fumbled more times than a toddler with butterfingers.
The Bears game turned into a comedy of errors: interceptions, penalties, and a coach's face redder than a grizzly in a sauna.
Forget Netflix; nothing beats yelling at the TV during a Bears game with nachos and zero chill.