baby name
Definition
A proper noun selected for a newborn child, often subject to trends, familial tradition, or the parents' desire to be original.
A highly debated topic among expectant parents, often involving intense scrutiny, registry searching, and the fear of accidentally choosing a name that sounds like a cartoon character or an accountant from the 1920s.
Examples
Selecting a baby name is the only time in life you get to legally brand a tiny human without being accused of starting a cult.
We spent six months narrowing down the perfect baby name, only to have the toddler decide he prefers to be called 'Dinosaur' starting at age three.
If you want to know if you've chosen a good baby name, just yell it loudly in a crowded supermarket and see how many disgruntled parents turn around.