Aspinall
Definition
A surname of English origin, historically associated with the Aspinall family or locations in the North West of England.
A widely recognized brand name (Aspinal of London), synonymous with luxury British leather goods and premium accessories.
A reference to Tom Aspinall, the professional British mixed martial artist and current UFC interim heavyweight champion, known for his elite striking and grappling skills in the heavyweight division.
Examples
If you want to look like you spend more time in a boardroom than a boxing ring, put on an Aspinal wallet.
Tom Aspinall makes heavyweight movement look like a light jog, which is frankly rude to everyone else currently struggling to breathe in the cage.
I told myself I was just window shopping at the Aspinal store, but my credit card seems to have developed a mind of its own.
Watching Aspinall finish a fight in under two minutes is the cardio equivalent of watching someone else do your gym workout for you.