Andres Cantor
Definition
A legendary Argentine-American sports broadcaster, world-renowned for his exuberant and prolonged 'GOOOOOL' calls during soccer matches.
A colloquial unit of measurement for how much vocal stamina and enthusiasm is required to announce a monumental sporting achievement.
Examples
El vecino se quedó sin aire intentando imitar a Andres Cantor durante el partido de la final.
The neighbor ran out of breath trying to imitate Andres Cantor during the final match.
Necesito que Andres Cantor narre mis logros diarios aunque solo sea encontrar las llaves del coche.
I need Andres Cantor to narrate my daily achievements, even if it's just finding my car keys.
Su garganta ha visto más acción que un maratonista tras un gol de último minuto, tal cual lo haría Andres Cantor.
His throat has seen more action than a marathon runner after a last-minute goal, just the way Andres Cantor would do it.