Abraham Lincoln
Definition
Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was the 16th president of the United States, serving from 1861 to 1865.
He led the nation through the American Civil War, preserved the Union, issued the Emancipation Proclamation that declared freedom for enslaved people in Confederate states, supported the 13th Amendment abolishing slavery, and delivered the Gettysburg Address.
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Abraham Lincoln's beard was so iconic, it basically emancipated facial hair from the tyranny of clean-shaven monotony.
If Abraham Lincoln ran for office today, his platform would include splitting logs for crypto mining and top hats as standard campaign merch.
Abraham Lincoln preserved the Union, but let's be real—his real superpower was delivering epic speeches without a teleprompter.
Every penny in your pocket is a tiny Abraham Lincoln whispering 'four score and seven cents ago' while you buy gum.