El vecino de arriba no para de jodar con su música a todo volumen.

The upstairs neighbor won't stop fucking around with his music at full volume.

¡Qué bien! La impresora decidió jodar justo antes de la reunión importante.

Great! The printer decided to fuck up right before the important meeting.

En la fiesta, después de unas copas, empezaron a jodar sin parar.

At the party, after a few drinks, they started fucking non-stop.

No me jodas con excusas, solo dime la verdad.

Don't fuck with me with excuses, just tell me the truth.