WNEP school closings
Definition
A real-time list of school closures, delays, and cancellations in Northeastern and Central Pennsylvania, provided by WNEP-TV (Newswatch 16), an ABC affiliate based in Wilkes-Barre, typically triggered by severe weather like snowstorms.
The popular online resource at wnep.com/closings where anxious parents and ecstatic students flock to check if classes are off, turning potential homework Armageddon into snow day paradise.
Examples
The moment the WNEP school closings ticker started scrolling, my kids high-fived like they'd won the lottery—except this jackpot meant no math tests.
In Pennsylvania winters, checking WNEP school closings is basically adult roulette: red for road rage commute, black for bonus Netflix time.
Grandma called three times asking about WNEP school closings, convinced the snow apocalypse was finally here to cancel her bingo night too.
When your school pops up on WNEP school closings, it's the universe's way of saying 'You've suffered enough—go build a fort instead.'