Who got voted off survivor tonight
Definition
A frantic, post-episode search query uttered (or typed) by 'Survivor' superfans immediately after tribal council, seeking the identity of the latest torch-snuffed contestant in the reality TV juggernaut.
Modern slang shorthand for the universal panic of reality TV addicts desperate to avoid spoilers while confirming their preseason pick just got bamboozled by a blindside.
Examples
The second the credits rolled, my group chat exploded with 'who got voted off survivor tonight?' – no one dared breathe until we knew.
'Who got voted off survivor tonight?' I whispered to my dog, who promptly ignored me for his kibble blindside.
Boss caught me Googling 'who got voted off survivor tonight' at 10 AM; said it was a fireable offense unless I shared the deets.
In a world of pagong merges and idol nullifiers, nothing unites us like screaming 'who got voted off survivor tonight?' into the void.