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Whens easter
/wɛnz ˈiːstər/
Definition
1
A casual, slangy or misspelled contraction of 'when is Easter?', a common query about the date of Easter Sunday, the Christian holiday commemorating the resurrection of Jesus, which falls on the first Sunday after the first full moon following the spring equinox.
2
Informal internet or spoken shorthand used by procrastinators worldwide to pinpoint chocolate-egg o'clock without typing full sentences.
Examples
Whens easter this year? My basket's been empty since last April.
Every family chat explodes with 'whens easter' the second January hits.
Whens easter? Because my hot cross buns recipe needs an alibi.
Kid: 'Whens easter?' Parent: 'When the bunny unionizes for better carrots.'