when is Easter
Definition
An interrogative phrase commonly used to inquire about the date of Easter Sunday, the central feast in the Christian liturgical calendar commemorating the resurrection of Jesus, which falls on the first Sunday after the Paschal full moon (the first full moon on or after March 21).
In modern digital parlance, a perennial search query typed into engines like Google, often spiking in February as procrastinators plan their chocolate consumption.
Examples
My phone autocorrects 'when is Easter' faster than I can hunt for Peeps.
Every family chat explodes with 'when is Easter' the moment January ends.
Boss emails the team: 'when is Easter so we can schedule that egg hunt potluck'.
I whisper 'when is Easter' to my calendar app, hoping it won't judge my candy priorities.