My favorite part of a Vanguard S&P 500 ETF analysis is realizing that while the market fluctuates like a caffeinated toddler, the expense ratio remains as stoic as my uncle who refuses to pay for air conditioning.

Analyzing VOO is the financial equivalent of watching paint dry for thirty years and being shocked that the wall is still covered in paint.

While some investors spend all their time obsessing over the latest fund management scandals or fee adjustments, a basic Vanguard S&P 500 ETF analysis confirms that the secret to wealth is simply forgetting you own the account until you are old and grey.