USA Today
Definition
USA Today is a national American daily newspaper founded in 1982 by Allen Neuharth, published by Gannett, and renowned for its colorful graphics, concise articles, and mass-market appeal, often distributed in hotels and airports.
Informally, 'USA Today' refers to the publication's style of journalism, emphasizing short stories, infographics, and broad accessibility over in-depth analysis.
Examples
I picked up a USA Today at the airport and learned more about celebrity diets than current events—priorities, right?
My dog shredded the USA Today before I could do the crossword; now we'll never know if 6-down was 'basset' or 'breakfast'.
USA Today called it the 'news you can use,' but their horoscope just told me to avoid decisions—too late, I already subscribed.
In a world of endless scrolls, cracking open a USA Today feels like speed-dating the news: fun, fast, and over before you get attached.