I searched for the USA soccer game today, only to find myself descending into a rabbit hole of federational infighting and parental drama that makes the actual match look like a quiet afternoon tea.

Checking if there is a USA soccer game today is the modern equivalent of playing roulette where the prize is either a respectable result or a four-minute segment on a foreign news outlet dissecting our internal family feuds.

If you are looking for the USA soccer game today, please prepare your blood pressure for the inevitable VAR identity crisis that will make everyone wonder if the referee is watching the same sport as the rest of the planet.