United Airlines fare increases
Definition
The upward adjustments in ticket prices by United Airlines, a major U.S. carrier, often attributed to fuel costs, demand surges, or the airline's quest to afford those fancy new seats that still feel like origami.
A colloquial term for United Airlines' periodic price hikes on flights, sparking memes, budget meltdowns, and a collective passenger sigh audible from 30,000 feet.
Examples
After the United Airlines fare increases hit, my dream vacation turned into a staycation with airline-themed resentment.
Blame the United Airlines fare increases for why I'm driving cross-country—my car doesn't charge extra for emotional baggage.
United Airlines fare increases are like that friend who always suggests splitting the bill unevenly: predictable and wallet-wounding.
With United Airlines fare increases, flying coach now feels like upgrading to 'hope you packed a parachute for your savings.'