If you are scouring the internet for the UNC baseball score during finals week, you are likely either a die-hard fan or a student using sports as a convenient excuse to avoid your thesis.

Checking the UNC baseball score has become my primary method of gauging the school’s collective stress levels on a Friday night.

I told myself I’d only check the UNC baseball score once, but here I am, three hours later, analyzing the batting average of a college sophomore like I’m a professional scout.