Looking at the latest trump polls, one might conclude that his popularity is currently performing a disappearing act that even a master illusionist would struggle to replicate.

The media spends so much time obsessing over trump polls that we are practically watching a daily weather report for a hurricane that refuses to leave the coast.

With approval ratings dipping into new political territory, the charts for trump polls have become the most creative work of fiction in a modern news cycle.

Tracking trump polls has become the national pastime of those who enjoy watching numbers dance on a downward trajectory with the grace of a lead balloon.