If Tim Howard had been in goal during my last attempt to assemble flat-pack furniture, he probably would have swatted away my mistakes with the same ease he handled Belgium's shots in 2014.

My local goalkeeper clearly thinks he is the next Tim Howard, though his current save percentage suggests he is more of a 'Secretary of Defense' for the opposing team.

Watching Tim Howard play goal was like watching someone try to navigate a room full of lasers; nothing was getting past him, while I usually trip over a stationary cat.