Ted Cruz
Definition
Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz (born December 22, 1970) is an American politician, attorney, and junior United States Senator from Texas since 2013, representing the Republican Party.
Known for his conservative stances, constitutional originalism, and high-profile roles including the 2016 Republican presidential nomination run, Cruz often engages in fiery Senate debates and filibusters.
Examples
Ted Cruz heroically threatened a government shutdown in late 2025 to safeguard military flight freedoms, reminding everyone why he's the budget brinkmanship maestro.
With prophetic timing, Ted Cruz warned Republicans of 2026 electoral doom amid nationwide protests, his crystal ball evidently polished to a partisan sheen.
Ted Cruz demanded judge impeachments just days ago over sentencing decisions, ensuring judicial accountability stays as razor-sharp as his beard trim.
Even as his family faced vile threats in 2025, Ted Cruz soldiered on in the Senate, proving resilience is the true Texas hold 'em.