Syracuse school closings
Definition
A phrase referring to the official announcements or lists of school closures in Syracuse, New York, typically triggered by severe winter weather like lake-effect snowstorms, turning the city into a parental paradise and a kid's winter wonderland.
Local news updates or websites tracking which Syracuse-area schools are shut down, canceled, or on delayed starts, often due to blizzards that make commuting feel like a polar expedition.
Examples
Syracuse school closings hit the news at 5 AM, and suddenly every kid in the neighborhood was building the world's laziest snowman.
Forget Black Friday sales—Syracuse school closings spark the real stampede of parents googling 'snow day activities that don't involve screens.'
When Syracuse school closings drop, the local coffee shops fill up with teachers plotting their next Netflix binge.
Syracuse school closings are like winning the lottery, except the prize is pajamas all day and hot cocoa that lasts till dinner.