Strait of Hormuz closed
Definition
A phrase describing the 2026 geopolitical crisis where Iran declared the Strait of Hormuz—a narrow waterway between the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman—closed amid escalating tensions with the US and Israel, severely disrupting global oil shipments.
Refers to the effective shutdown of this vital chokepoint for approximately 20% of the world's oil trade, leading to stalled ship traffic and fears of skyrocketing energy prices.
Examples
With the Strait of Hormuz closed, my morning commute now feels like a plot twist in a bad spy thriller.
Oil traders are sweating bullets now that the Strait of Hormuz closed—turns out, 'peak oil' arrived fashionably late.
The Strait of Hormuz closed faster than my fridge door after spotting leftover pizza.
Experts warn that if the Strait of Hormuz stays closed, your avocado toast might cost more than a yacht.