Starbucks Easter hours
Definition
A colloquial phrase referring to the operating schedule of Starbucks coffee shops on Easter Sunday, typically featuring reduced hours or closures to let baristas hunt for eggs instead of grinding beans.
The eagerly Googled query by caffeine-dependent holiday celebrators desperate to know if their Venti salvation awaits before or after the bunny brigade.
Examples
I planned my entire Easter sunrise service around the Starbucks Easter hours—turns out, the only resurrection happening was my blood caffeine level.
Forget peeps and chocolate; the real Easter miracle is finding Starbucks Easter hours that don't start at noon.
She showed up to family brunch with a pastel Frappuccino, smugly announcing she'd beaten the Starbucks Easter hours rush.
In a plot twist worthy of a holiday movie, the app crashed right before revealing the Starbucks Easter hours, leaving us all hopping mad.