en
sports scores today
/spɔːrts skɔːrz təˈdeɪ/
Definition
1
A collective search query used to obtain real-time results, updates, and standings for ongoing or recently completed athletic contests.
2
The modern ritual of obsessively refreshing digits on a screen to validate the emotional investment placed in millionaire athletes.
Examples
I spent four hours frantically checking sports scores today, only to realize my fantasy team has a lower success rate than my attempt to explain the offside rule to a goldfish.
If you look up sports scores today, you might find that the misery of a losing season is the only consistent thing in your life.
The addiction is real; I check sports scores today with the same intensity a detective uses to track a criminal who is actually trying to get caught.