After one trip to Spain, I became fluent in pointing at menus and saying 'más vino, por favor.'

Spain's siesta tradition is genius – who needs productivity when you can nap like a pro flamenco dancer?

In Spain, even the tomatoes plot world domination with their superior flavor and perfect paella partnerships.

Spain taught me that life's too short for bad sangria; now I judge every vacation by its bullfight-free fun factor.